I Wanna Be Like Mitch

Join the "I Wanna Be Like Mitch Movement" which has now spread as far west as Vegas. If you or someone you know wants to be like Mitch, submit your Mitch-Alike photo and we will publish it for the world to see.

Morning Mitch Sent to Guantanamo

Reliable sources have told Newsday that Mitch has been shipped to Guantanamo awaiting a military tribunal for enabling an aggressive terrorist plan. Sources say Mitch had employees widen the gap at Long Island and Penn Station train stations in an effort to swallow thousands of commuters whole. A previous incident with pigeons was not mentioned. Mitch is pictured second from the left.

Standing Guard

I wouldn't f with him. Morning Mitch guarding the LIRR doors in a throwback to his high school hall duty.

The train was late today...

It must be because MTA Mitch, as you can see, was not there to keep things on schedule.

MTA Mitch Making His Move

Despite Mitch's threats of destroying Andy's phone, we managed to get this picture of Mitch in action.

MTA Morning Mitch on August 10, 2006.

MTA Morning Mitch is dressed for a meeting with the Transit Authority big-wigs.